I am a Lady

Let me start out by saying 2 things.

1. I am a Lady. I have fantastic table manners. I know to say excuse me if I burp and I know not to talk with my mouth full.

2. Burger King Burgers are good. Delicious. Scrumptious. They are greasy, fattening, and huge. Just the way any burger should be.

Now I dont know any Lady that wouldnt enjoy a nice Burger King Burger.

This is my burger. It has small lady-like bites taken out of it.

I couldnt resist. It was beckoning to me.
I lost control.

Maybe I took it a little too far...

Nahh. It was worth it.