Eclipse!

Dear Stephenie,

Thank-you so much for writing the Twilight series. Thank-you for acknowledging that there are such things as vampires and werewolves. Thank-you for telling all these girls that it's okay to obsess over them. Thank-you for Jacob Black. Please pass this thank-you along to Taylor Lautner, for his dedication to the pursuit of a perfect body. Please pass my apologies along to the Edward in the books. I'm sure that when you were writing his character, with all of his charm & refined good looks, you had no idea that the movie Edward would look like an emaciated cartoon frog. (It's okay Edward. Maybe you'll grow out of this phase). And lastly Stephenie, thank-you for all the hours spent reading the books, & having a blast at all the midnight showings.

Devoted fan, Maggie Wright.